This has absolutely nothing to do with what I want to talk about today…but I am currently, rightthisverysecond, listening in on a conversation between two ladies in my office. Hey, it’s Cubeland. You can hear everything. What do you expect me to do? Plug my ears singing “LALALALALALALAAAAA” just to prevent feeling like a creepy [...]
Posts under ‘All the class you can handle’
My absence…let me ’splain it to you…
You may have noticed that my entries have been on the scarce side of things lately. What? Fine. The non-existent side of things. There, happy?! Actually, I’m sure you’ve noticed, because your world rises and falls based on my entertainment, doesn’t it? Doesn’t it! I knew it all along, actually. While you were sitting there [...]
When Eggs Attack
(After writing that title and staring at it for a minute, it occurred to me that this could very much sound like it was a post about an *ahem* bathroom…incident. But I assure you it’s not. This story does not end in the bathroom. Nor does it begin in the bathroom. It doesn’t even transition [...]
When Sleeping on the Couch might be a Good Idea
For our anniversary, I was Rockstar Wife and gave Dorian a signed & personalized, Bill’s jersey. Ahem, or really, Aimee was Rockstar Sister, and responded to my random text message asking her which Bill’s player would be a name that Dorian would want on a jersey, by emailing her contacts at Jim Kelly’s office asking if he’d [...]
You know you are an adult when…
You get excited about the accomplishment of using every last drop, bite, ounce, piece, slice, niblet, portion, etc. of whatever it is you’ve purchased. Be it soap, shampoo, bread, post-it notes, ink pens, cookies, whatever.
I realized this today when I excitedly emailed Dorian asking him if we could change what we’d planned for dinner to [...]
Defensive Driving
Last night, as I was driving downtown to work out (I am still 100% sold on working out in the morning. Yes, even at 5am. But 5am comes a whole lot earlier when you’ve been up all night with a gut wrenching cough. The kind of cough where your ribs close in on themselves and you [...]
I feel like the ‘B’ word…
And it’s because of the ‘P’ word…
But knowing the cause of this particularly heinous level of CRANKY doesn’t seem to ease the blow at all. In fact, it seems to make it that much more aggravating. I mean, I know why I’m so touchy. You would think I’d be able to have a bit more [...]
Duck, Duck, Duck, GOOSE!
I hate geese. I really do. They are a vile, gigantic, territorial, hissy-fit-throwing bird that make running through my apartment complex an absolute nightmare. On more than one occassion, I’ve found “picking up the pace” to be no problem, whatsoever, because one of those effing birds was a little too close for comfort. Seriously, they [...]
A Title? There is None…
Well, I’ve been trying to think of a blog post topic since lunch time. My last two posts were a little heavy on the water-works (for real, I cried at least once while writing each of them), so I’d love to prance through a light-hearted post…but nothing that warrants a story has happened in the past [...]
The Vengeance of the Thunder Thigh
This morning. I mean, what? This morning?! Ha. No. This Evening…I don’t even know what I was thinking with that morning business. Morning. Pffft. Seriously, even I’m not that obsessed!
Ahem! Let’s try this again!
This E-VEN-ING, after work, Dorian and I headed downtown to work out. And I’m absolutely certain, that my work out was about [...]