I vote that once every 3-5 years (or so), we should be allowed to have a gigantic, wedding-style party that is all about you. Where you get to wear a gorgeous dress (if you so choose) and have wonderful food and fun dancing and be surrounded by all of your favorite people….and get presents. Because you’re [...]
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About Yesterday’s Post?
Hahaaaaaaa!
I am entirely, WAY TOO OPTIMISTIC AND TRUSTING.
Eff that idea. Eff it.
We’re just gonna chalk that up to a great old, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.
It will never cease to amaze me how quickly someone can break my heart.
AHEM!
Hello?
Is this thing on? It is? Ok, good…
(hoists self onto MASSIVE Soap Box)
Immediate Disclaimer: None of this rant has to do with Dorian.
I’ve got a bone to pick with you Men in the crowd. Maybe not all of you. In fact, I’m confident, not all of you. But unfortunately, I think it’s a grand majority [...]
Spam-alot
I…I’m finding that all I can think today is quite Listy. So it appears that that is the route I’m about to take. A List.
If the guy three cubes over doesn’t turn his sound down right this instant, I’m going to go over there and give him a piece of my mind. Or, you know, [...]
Two Down, Eleventy Billion To Go!
I saw a dead goose in the road this morning. This goose wasn’t just dead. Oh no. It was absolutely massacred. Obliterated in it’s attempts to cross from one side of the road to the other. I think it may have been a younger goose, too. The wreckage was much smaller than some of the [...]
He Must be Pretty Special
My boss is on vacation this week. He’s got, what sounds like, an incredible family reunion going on in Arkansas. Anyways, he’s gone. Out of the office since last Thursday and will not be returning until this coming Monday. I will be the first to admit that I kind of love it when the managers [...]
Donut Lovers, Rejoice!
Alright, two things…because ’tis all I have time for today:
Thing, the First! Earlier this morning, at work, I overheard someone explaining to someone else where the calf muscle is. CALF muscle. As in, one of the FIRST muscles you will ever learn about in your body. As in, you’d pretty much have to be completely [...]
Mind Your Own Business!
As I was getting ready this morning, I was watching the news and heard about the mother and daughter who were abducted in a traffic jam in Philadelphia yesterday. I didn’t hear the details about the abduction as I was in the bathroom when the story began and haven’t had time to read any news [...]
Bigby Gave me a Coupon and ROBBED me of a Good Morning
Do you enjoy being belittled and made to feel like an absolute pain in the ass before 7:30 in the morning? I mean, do you enjoy that feeling ever? No? I didn’t think so. Well apparently, certain baristas at Bigby think that that feeling should come standard with a coupon related morning cup of coffee. [...]
This Weather Killed Me, and then I Died
This weather is slowly killing me, dead. The period of time that is Spring, but doesn’t deserve to be referred to in such a positive term, becomes more and more agonizing with each passing year. Moving to North Carolina as soon as possible is just about necessary, at this point. Encouraging Dorian to go to [...]