Hey, you over there. Yes, you. Shhh, come here. I’ve got a story to tell you…but it’s a wee bit personal and entirely humiliating, so I’d rather not shout it out. If you’d rather not hear about the…uhmm…ins and outs of this story…I suggest you end our little talk, right here.
No? You want to hear [...]
Dorian and I went on a spontaneous date night last night, courtesy of one of his patient’s $25 Appelbees gift card to him. When I meet this patient, I might have to hug them. It was so nice to just go out, and not have to worry about money. He told me about the gift card at [...]
Ok, shoot. Let’s get that selfish tirade post pushed a little bit further down the page. I’m embarrassed at it’s current prominence. Today’s post will hopefully show you my true heart…well, maybe it will at least over rule the blacker parts of it. Here we go. A non-exhaustive laundry list of things I am thankful for…in [...]
Ok, I tried to write a post about Panera’s impressive customer service. I actually had quite a bit of material…but it’s just not where my mind and heart are at right now. So instead, I’m going to regale you with a pissy post about how life is so unfair. Boohoo.
I would like, very much to [...]
In bullet point format, because that’s where my head is at right now:
My hair is growing on me (what does it say about me that the pun-iness of that statement absolutely cracks me up?).
I went to my cousin’s baby shower this weekend and had a very wonderful time. It was so nice to see her [...]
A few weeks ago, Dorian and I purchased The 30 Day Shred DVD, by Jillian Michaels. It’s become quite the fad, from what I understand. But rightly so! Holy Monkey, if you’re not lugging around a little less heft after 30 days of this video, then yer doin’ it wrong! She pushes you ’til “you [...]
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am completely surrounded by softies. That’s right, softies. And I couldn’t feel more blessed by that little nugget. The three most golden hearts in the world, all coincidentally belong to the three most prominent men in my life. Let’s take a wild stab at Golden Heart #1, shall we? Not hard, [...]
I got my hair cut yesterday. Bangs. Real, actual, very chunky…bangs. And you’ll never believe this…I absolutely hate it. Shocking, I know. I’m sitting at my computer at work right now, doing everything I can to keep my back at a perfect angle to the door so that no one can see the fracking awful [...]
Vera Bradley has come out with the new spring colors/prints. Guess who loves those prints. Guess who thinks they are the best prints she’s ever seen VB run. Guess who emailed Dorian 3 times along with a couple texts and a note on the marker board at home…and the new print being left up on [...]
Can I just tell you? That I think my short term memory has officially been blown to smithereens. The sleep that I have not been getting got all up in arms, picked up a shot gun, and aimed it heartlessly at my innocent short term memory brain cells.
My mornings typically look something like this:
6:30am – [...]