This has absolutely nothing to do with what I want to talk about today…but I am currently, rightthisverysecond, listening in on a conversation between two ladies in my office. Hey, it’s Cubeland. You can hear everything. What do you expect me to do? Plug my ears singing “LALALALALALALAAAAA” just to prevent feeling like a creepy [...]
Posts from ‘November, 2009’
My absence…let me ’splain it to you…
You may have noticed that my entries have been on the scarce side of things lately. What? Fine. The non-existent side of things. There, happy?! Actually, I’m sure you’ve noticed, because your world rises and falls based on my entertainment, doesn’t it? Doesn’t it! I knew it all along, actually. While you were sitting there [...]
When Eggs Attack
(After writing that title and staring at it for a minute, it occurred to me that this could very much sound like it was a post about an *ahem* bathroom…incident. But I assure you it’s not. This story does not end in the bathroom. Nor does it begin in the bathroom. It doesn’t even transition [...]